Jun 26, 2021UnicornUnicorn When I was just a little boy, perhaps just over 3, I climbed like any monkey might into an apple tree. When I had reached the highest branch, I looked down at the world, And far below I spied a little unicorn, all curled Up in a ball and…1 min read1 min read
Jun 18, 2021BumblebeeBumblebee An engineer examined him, and this is what he said: “The bumblebee can never fly. He’ll end up on his head. He’ll stumble, fumble, and he’ll tumble. He will never fly. His body’s big, his wings too small. It makes me want to cry To hear this stupid bee believes his future’s in the air. He ought to see the fact is that he has no business there.” The bumblebee heard everything. He thought about it, too,1 min read1 min read
Jun 8, 2021SharkShark The Great White Shark is seeking dinner In the deep, blue sea. I’m glad it isn’t you. I hope you’re glad it isn’t me.1 min read1 min read
Jun 8, 2021Who Taught That Mouse To Write?Who Taught That Mouse To Write? After I retired from radio work, between more ambitious projects I determined to write a piece of doggerel about an animal each morning. Here’s the one that provided the collection with a title. Mouse What IS that noise behind the wall? It sounds like…1 min read1 min read
